RAJ: If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed, and I would be their king.
LEONARD: I hate my name. It has “nerd” in it! Len-nerd.
HOWARD: I lost my virginity to my cousin Jeanie.
RAJ: I would be kind to my rabbit subjects! …At first.
LEONARD: You know what’s a cool name? Angelo. That has “angel” and “jello” in it!
HOWARD: It was my uncle Murray’s funeral, we were all back at my Aunt Barbara’s house. Our eyes locked over the pickled herring … we never meant for it to happen!
RAJ: One day, I’ll hold a great ball for the president of France but the rabbits, they hate me and don’t come. I’m embarrassed so I eat all the lettuce in the world and make them watch.
LEONARD: People could call me Angie. [lowers voice] “Yo Angie, how’s it going?”
HOWARD: To this day I can’t look at pickled herring without being aroused and ashamed. Oh, cousin Jeanie.The Big Bang Theory, 3x08 The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS EPISODE WAS GOLD.